Taking a Randy

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.

I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.

by Bubbles from Canada April 24, 2023

Take A Bow

The act of smacking someone’s nutsack to make them bend over to make them look like they’re taking a bow.

I made my friend Jerry take a bow and I’ve busted his nutsack

by Dturn06 May 5, 2023

Take the Plug

Take the Plug means to take the plug out of someone's life support,
a.k.a kill that person

Dad: "I heard John almost died in a car accident"
Mom: "Let's go Take the Plug"

by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018

dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018

Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018

fake and take

The act of pretending to love one, then over a short period of time you take their virginty.

mikayla's best friend, suspected her new boyfriend was trying to pull a fake and take on her.

by Dkui August 6, 2017

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019