we appreciate a good tail end

When one likes a good 'bell' end of a penis

we appreciate a good tail end on our men it defines a good bell
DING DONG

by daniel smithersz November 12, 2007

New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

by Spick January 18, 2008

Trailer Trash Tailgating

Sneaking up on a tramp who's having a quiet shit in the woods, then quick as a flash, kick them in the head so they fall over, then get on your hands and knees and chow down on the fresh steaming shit. As soon as the tramp see's what your doing, pin him down and give him tongues with your shit-riddled face, then turn him over and stab his jacksie with your pork sword until he bleeds.

Toni: "WTF Geoff!... what are you doing?"
Geoff: "I'm trailer trash tailgating, bitch! Help me hold this stinky old fucker down so I can fuck his arse"
Toni: "I thought you loved me?"
Geoff: "Get to fuck!"

by John Lidgley May 27, 2008

man tail

a man's camel toe. When a man's penis can be seen through his attire

Hey, he showing some serious man tail.
Hey dude, can you see my man tail in these shorts

by oldriverschool August 9, 2007

Donkey Tail

The act of forcibly giving a sexual partner a pink sock. This is done so by punching your sexual partner in the kidney while pulling out during anal sex.

getting a donkey tail would hurt like hell

by n0cand3fend March 31, 2009

turtle tail

Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

your bright-eyed and bushy tailed

in awe

= "hi"
- "hello Dr. Phil"
- "Your Bright-eyed and bushy tailed"
- "I want you to live your life as a gay woman"
- "bye"

by Janell Ann September 23, 2009