burrito tits

Poorly shaped mammary glands of a overweight Hispanic female typically having a southward pointed nipple

Look at that beaners nasty ass burrito tits

by Big Scott K April 24, 2009

tit tat

A tawdry appearing tatoo located near the female breast.Often those who have a "tit tat" wear revealing sleazy tops in order to expose the ink "sculpture."

After the biker chick entered the store, she complained vociferously that there wasn't a decent top for her to strategically show her "tit tat."

by Mike Dresser November 1, 2007

you're the tits

A less obscene substitution for 'You are the Shit'. Typically meaning, you are awesome; great. Shit- brown (on a good day), smelly. Tits- fucking awesome, everyone loves tits.

See also: the tits

"You know what Mom, I don't care what Dad says about you, you're the tits."

by SluttySally December 17, 2011

tit crack

Another term for cleavage. It's the crack made by two big tits squeezed together.

'Holy shit check out the tit crack on this chick'

by King of Half'rs January 15, 2005

leg tits

Two large pouches of flesh which, in the morbidly obese, hang over from the lower abdomen covering the thighs. The presence of leg tits causes the appearance of an extra set of lower breasts, which protrude from around the lap area. Makes to leg tit-ee walk with a saunter.

Whoa, look at the leg tits on that woman!

by hesher3557 August 13, 2006

muscle tits

n. breasts characterized by their firm and taut appearance and feel. Usually on the smaller side, nice to grab, however, not very bouncy.

Dude...she was hot! I liked her tight little body and I even liked her cute little muscle tits!

by Barry Flomar January 22, 2004

TIT mobile

A tit mobile is a car that has feelings and likes to "drink". The tit mobiles theme song invovles the driver whispering "GOO TITT GOOO" while the passengers sing other titty songs. Tit mobiles often come in the form of PT cruisers.

" Hey wanna take a ride in the tit mobile"

" Yea! Gooo tit goooo!"

by LetchBeetch January 22, 2010