Polish shower

Affectionately known as the PT. To receive a kick to the nuts for acting out douchebaggery.

Joe sported the chin pubes and a solid gold necklace last night to the bar. I couldn't look at the douchebag for another second so I treated him to a polish shower.

by shepv December 1, 2007

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Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage

While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.

Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?

by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010

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You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

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polish wind tunnel

Farting while engaged in 69, giving a Dutch Blindfold, or at any point where the person giving you a blowjob's head is between your thighs.

Sometimes used during Sigma Chi initiation.

I do not care how pissed Lisa was. Bitting down is way too harsh a response to a Polish Wind Tunnel.

by AppleB July 22, 2010

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light blue nail polish

When a girl has light blue nail polish it is code for “I have a boyfriend” because when a girl asks a guy what color she should get her nails done, he will typically say “light blue”

Boy: “do you want to go on a date with me.”
Girl: “have you looked at my nails?”
Boy: “ oh your wearing light blue nail polish. Sorry.”

by Fruit.Loop May 28, 2021

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