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Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.
The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.
by Lenny July 27, 2004
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cuff your chick

When a guy stays arm-in-arm with his girl all night long at the club (or any public place), trying to keep other guys from talking to her. For instance, he might walk her to the bathroom, then stay outside the bathroom waiting for her, then walk her back to the dance floor.
In R. Kelly and Bow Wow's song "I'mma Flirt," there's a verse that goes "cuff your chick." Basically he's warning guys to "cuff their chicks" cause he's a flirt! >;-P
by ~Shan~ July 7, 2007
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down ass chick

a girl that is not high maintenance, she's down for whatever and doesn't complain when you hang with the boys. ride or die chick.
Hey man, the girl I'm dating is a down ass chick.
We can hang tonight, I got myself a down ass chick.
by patsmack February 28, 2008
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ride or die chick

A chick that ain't afraid to be down with her man she'll do anything her man needs her to do.
We was fighting in the store and my girl was a ride or die chick
by tweetyliciousma April 4, 2005
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trailer park chick

Skinny, usually chain-smoking white female with many poorly groomed kids running wild around her. Usually has a quick temper and a baby in one bony arm and her cigarette in the other arm, standing in front of her trailer. Usually works a series of low skilled jobs in quick order.
Look at that trailer park chick in her rebel flag bikini top!
by JB Dude October 21, 2006
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Chicks Before Dicks

The Female Variation of bros before hoes

It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).

Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''

May: 'No...''

Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''

May: ''That's Nasty.''

Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''

May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''

Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
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KFC Murder Chicks

An extensive sci-fi conspiracy augmented-reality game, in the form of a fictional metal band with a fictional history, which later expanded to create the "Erratas" mythos. After 5 years of keeping the ruse going, they were outed as a DJ's side project.
Wait, are KFC Murder Chicks a real band with fake members, or a fake band with real members?
by LegoRacersDake September 21, 2020
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