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cave painter

Cave Painter is a derogatory term used to insult whites of all shapes and sizes refering to them cavemen and Neanderthals who painted inside on walls of caves and all other dumb ass whites there was - other similar but not equal words are - #wonderbread #whitey #honkey #brotherfucker etc
Whiteguy : Fuck off and go play Some "ball "with people that want you around Jamal

Jamal : well I guess I'll see you when you get home CAVE PAINTER cause your sister and your brotherfucker mom love playing with my balls - and your DadUncle is there and does nothing about it
by OgCuttiKnowsAll April 20, 2018
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cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION
I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.
by wizard cow February 8, 2017
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rave in my bear cave

The act of inserting LSD into your anal cavity and having a blast.
"Dude last night was crazy, i had the best rave in my bear cave!"
"Bro, in your bear cave or your girls bear cave? Any rave in a bear cave is the best!"
by CultureUnrevealed February 7, 2019
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Bright Cave

a discord tribe located in the far south east ohio
"Yo have you been to Bright Cave before?"

"im not tryna get murdered cuh"
by BigBoyDeMar October 17, 2022
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coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.
Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!
by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022
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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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cave rat

a indescribable monster
someone who very ugly
a person whos not cute at ALL
why is that cave rat trying to talk to me
he looks like a cave rat
by kay tee June 30, 2008
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