budget ninja

Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.

“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”

by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

Ninja pee

peeing on the side of a toilet bowl to pee silently

I ninja pee so people can’t hear me pissing(my walls are thin)

by god of carrots May 15, 2021

GINJA NINJA

the farthest thing from a ninja, a urban dictionary member who says this is exerise because he is moving his body and has zero self control

look at the GINJA NINJA with that pack of donuts and extra large shake

by rubberduckhoser January 18, 2019

Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.

I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.

by lars one October 4, 2010

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas March 8, 2012

ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).

Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011