net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

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Burn Tan

When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.

I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!

by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011

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tan puddle

Person who is very tan and very hot

Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.

Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE

by Foxy5 April 04, 2019

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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 02, 2019

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