Tan

the best dj to come, also known as Haimint

Are you a Tancore, yea that Tan guy is awesome

by Digpig November 20, 2021

Gamer tan

Skin that is noticeably pale, developed by lack of exposure to the sun for extended periods of time.

Did you see that guy? He was very pale. He's got a gamer tan.

When did you last leave the house? You've got a gamer tan.

I've been working on my gamer tan.

by Leatherback February 1, 2024

spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.

I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.

by thechri5 March 1, 2019

tan tan

literally perfect in all shapes and forms and emotions and feelings and everything. perfect.

guy1: "tan tan has such a cute smile"
guy2: "yes, it is the golden ratio of smiles"

by bestievestie April 7, 2022

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

Tan

A man with no penis

Tan is my friend

by NONGdin January 21, 2022

Luke Tan

Luke Tan is the best basketball partner one could get. Luke tan is the type to know what kind of plays you would want to make just by the blink of an eye. Luke Tan always tries to work with the team and knows how to help his close friends. Luke Tan is also cracked at Fortnite. If you have a Luke Tan, you should never fear of being lonely, as he would cheer you up. Luke Tan is cool and a great nigga.

Luke Tan is truly my nigga, I really appreciate him.

by TopTierShooter November 9, 2023