Intermittent Asshole Syndrome 

More commonly known as I.A.S., those who are afflicted with Intermittent Asshole Syndrome are known mainly by their lack of a filter between the things they think, and what actually comes out of their mouths. I.A.S. is in the "Foot in Mouth Spectrum" of disorders and is highly contagious.

Once encountered, I.A.S. can take weeks or months to become evident or it may have acute onset, taking only moments. Sufferers are cynical, critical and vindictive on an intermittent basis. The sydrome is fairly common among management personnel and security and law enforcement officers. Intermittent Assholes are generally very likeable, fun-loving and sweet people. Alcohol typically intensifies symptoms. Some people with I.A.S. believe themselves to be very funny, and infact some truly are. Contact with customers or the public in general tends to exacerbate symptoms and increase the frequency and intensity of outbreaks.

True sociopathic behavior is not associated with I.A.S..

Treatment is still in development.

Sorry I cracked a joke when you told me something personal and expected me to take you seriously. My Intermittent Asshole Syndrome has been acting up

Intermittent Asshole Syndrome by Mcott73 August 22, 2010

Blank Page Syndrome 

When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.

I couldn't start my essay for ages last night because I had Blank Page Syndrome.

Blank Page Syndrome by WingedFlame April 1, 2011

Invisible Lat Syndrome 

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.

Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!

Invisible Lat Syndrome by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009

real life syndrome 

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.

Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."

real life syndrome by desPERRYado March 4, 2006

good friend syndrome

A syndrome, usually had by a male, where everyperson they ask out says "I dont think of you as someone I'd date, I just think of you as a good friend."

guy 1: I went out to lunch with two girls and all they did was complain about thier boyfriends.

guy 2: Sounds like you got that good friend syndrome.

good friend syndrome by Rombert March 28, 2005

don vito syndrome 

When someone in a fury and angry state is yelling and the other people around him/her can only understand some of the words they are saying. Often times the one who has don vito syndrome does not make complete sentences but rather short phrases with swear words mixed in.

Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person

Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome

don vito syndrome

don vito syndrome by jbenon January 13, 2010

turtle syndrome 

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

turtle syndrome by ross turner December 6, 2007