syntya

Acronym for Staple Your Nut-sack To Your Ass. Generally accepted advice preceding Go Fuck Yourself, however, it can be used effectively alone (without GFY).

Hey, Rick, SYNTYA before you GFY. It will keep your nutsack secure and out of the way.

by EonFog February 10, 2015

Marie Antoinette Syndrome

When someone in the ruling class has everything they need and is oblivious to the fact that many of the common people are suffering from a lack of basic necessities

When Marie Antoinette was told that the peasants were starving and didn't even have bread she responded "Let them Eat Cake!"

John Boehner and Mitch McConnell represent classic cases of Marie Antoinette Syndrome, their Congressional Health Care plans provide them with the best Health Care in the world, but they have fought against making health care available to the masses, appearantly unconcerned that thousands of Americans die every year because they can't afford basic health care.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010

Butters girl syndrome

An ugly aggressive girl. Not so dissimilar from small man syndrome however the subject is female and butters (ugly).

Duncan: 'why is Sinead being such an abbrasive twat'

Nathan: 'She has obviously got butters girl syndrome'

by willywonka76 November 21, 2011

symmetry

The key to life. Symmetry makes the world go round.
Death the Kid's sole virtue.

Symmetry is Key. Everything must be aesthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!

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You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot, and reburied! You make me violently ill.

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Sun clouds, I LOVE YOU!!!

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I'm an abomination! I'm filthy and dirty! And unbalanced! Why is there only one set of stripes?! I'm garbage! Asymmetrical garbage! I deserve to die!

by XxSymmetry~is~KeyxX September 11, 2012

Transgender Derangement Syndrome

Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.

This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.

Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX December 14, 2022

Asperger's Syndrome

A relatively mild variant of autistic spectrum disorder (ASD), marked by a watered-down version of autistic symptoms (e.g., poor social skills and communication) but perfectly intact language and intellectual abilities, which may range from average to unmeasurable genius. It is often associated with high IQ as their need for logic and often above-average mathematical and scientific skills make them STEM graduates.

Albert Einstein is hypothesised to have had Asperger's Syndrome.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

city of syrup

houston texas wher the sipping of syrup(codiene cough syrup) was made popular. Largely associated with rap artists dj screw, big moe, and swishahouse

i'm headding to the city of syrup to pick me up a 4

by BIG MARK September 16, 2004