stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

by ch April 12, 2004

Skrode

Fossils suggest that this creature is a descendant of the skrodesaurus. Usually found worshipping satan or with their hands in the shape of "devil horns". The biggest difference between these creatures and actual humans is the hygiene. Skrodes don't believe in showers, baths or any type of personal hygiene for that matter. Although skrodes can come in any shape and size from anywhere on the world, most of 'em are from Trail, BC.

"P-U. Man, this sewer reaks like a skrode."

by ikilledpac January 22, 2009

Scrodem

A Brief word to describe a mans genetalia and a more nonsexual way to say penis.

Steven hit is scrodem when he tried to do a spit.

by Theeereeelll August 28, 2017

Strope

Verb
To whack off or crank it

Dude, I can’t believe you got caught stroping by your mom...

I can’t believe you used to strope at work

by PHI H. December 4, 2018

kidney stroker

A homosexual gentleman.

Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.

by Phil Nurse September 5, 2003

Strobe Light

When you do your best to say the right things and you being you fuck it up !

Person 1 : you don't get out much .Person 2 : that's why I always strobe light !

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 15, 2019

Stroke break

when a group of companions step outside for a quality smoke

hey man i had a shitty day wanna have a stroke break

by neeek September 16, 2006