Weasel Sponge

The textile that my Grandmother uses to cleans and remove fecal matter from her godess body.

"Grandma, where is your weasel sponge?"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

Quantum Sponge

A cutie who has an amazing sense of humor but 99% of the time they are a complete moron

"Man you are acting like such a Quantum Sponge right now"

by Quantum_Sponge February 27, 2021

spongebob

an arabian sex move in which the girl takes her heavily used pad and wraps it around her man's dick, using it as a condom.

hey look at that girl over there. i bet she can spongebob real good.

by rennydan December 25, 2008

spongebob

a single cigarette, a loosey.....comparison to the infamous tv icon in the means of square,...using it to pertain to a square, one stick of tobacco, code name for a single cigarette since they are illegal.....

Let me get two black and milds and a spongebob.

Is that all sir? No, I want to buy this beer and also box of spongebobs. Newports please.

by Dr.Marten86 July 27, 2009

spongebob

A sex maneveur in which, while having sex in a tub, the male blows his load in the tub, while the female fishes up the load with her mouth (her head bobs in the water), then spits the load into her had and rubs it into her vagina, so to absorb it like a sponge.

Spongebob! Judy, Spongebob...!!! quick sponge up that sperm!

by hungryhippo234567 August 8, 2009

Spongebob

a very gay annoying little cartoon character that i worship on tv.

Spongebob: oh please will you stick this krabbypatty up my anus patrick

by xMest August 4, 2008

spongebob

A spongebob is some square ass dude that might come around and cramp a vibe thats goin on. Or a lame ass dude tryin to fit in.

here come that ol spongebob ass n@#!a !!!

by Liljweezy1 February 20, 2009