splashcocking

The act of a member of your squad, by engaging in conversation that cock blocks them, and in return cock blocks the squad.

"Man, i was out with the fellas last night, and Pete and Alec were talking about abortions and Illuminati theories in front of the ladies, they really cock-blocked themselves, and in turn splashcocked the whole squad."

See Definition Splashcocking

by Squilled November 25, 2016

splashcrab

When you involuntarily contract crabs, from urine splashing on an infected surface...

I can't believe I got splashcrabs from that golden shower

by T wang inc February 9, 2018

Splashmaster

A term for a guy with the ability to forcefully urinate for long periods of time whilst keeping the toilet rim spray-free… a true marksman.

“Hey Julie, before your new boyfriend comes over again he really needs some splashmaster training… he pissed all over our bathroom floor again this morning.”

by Golden_Road November 5, 2020

splashy_official

great youtube creator, very cool 👍

: ayo did you see splashy_officials new video?
: no but ill check them out!

by killa_j November 27, 2021

splashbibble

a hint of splash like the oceans waves with a yummy and delicious , snack ,a mixture of cotton candy and popcorn is bibble

introducing the newest ,trendiest and the coolest icecream flavor splashbibble!

friend 1 : hey sara i like alex but idk how to ask him out on a date he literally does not like anything

friend 2: have you heard about the newest,trendiest and coolest icecream flavour spashbibble alex will definitely love it. if he doesnt he is not the right guy for you.
THE NEXT DAY
friend 1: hey alex do you wanna go get a splashbibble with me ?
alex: sure i didint know you were so cool to have that. its a date.

by slay sisters October 20, 2023

Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.

Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.

by bauhauser December 3, 2010

Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

by Gnug November 3, 2017