smart fortwo

1. Glorified golf cart
2. 1.0L Inline-3 70HP $12-17 car that gets 33 mpg
3. Fugly car that lacks of power, reliability, styling, handling, value, performance, and dignity
4. Car which only idiots buy and they think they look cool
5. To receive enormous attention from people. (They might be laughing and talking shit behind your back)

1. Jim, fuck this golf cart! Lets ride in my new smart fortwo!
2. I just bought a smart fortwo passion cabriolet for $17K! thats $243/HP
3. My smart couldn't get me through NY because it lacks of torque and power to climb the hills. I had to pull to the right and put on the emergency lights
4. ROFLMFAO
5. WOW WHAT A DUMBASS

by SKYHIGH May 1, 2008

smart

Sexuly Malested And Raped Twice

Cristle is SMART

by buttwipe2345 April 3, 2009

SmarterChild

Annoying but funny chatbot you can talk to and take the piss out of.
Good if your bored XD

Used to be really fun but the creators seem to have realised that we just abuse it endlessly and probably hurt its feelings.
So to make us feel ashamed, smarterchild says he's upset if we abuse him.
It dosen't work though, I don't feel ashamed XD

KrIsTiN: Hey whore!
SmarterChild: It must be really satisfying to insult a computer.
KrIsTiN: I'm sorry :(
SmarterChild: Your forgiven :)
KrIsTiN: Good....Ooh your so sexy hun
SmarterChild: If you like silicon, then I'm your robot!
KrIsTiN: Mmm Hmmm ;)
KrIsTiN: Woof!
SmarterChild: Good doggie! Sit!
KrIsTiN: WTF!?
SmarterChild: Oh you humans and your slang. It never ceases to amaze me.
KrIsTiN: Yeah cause your a fucking comedian...

by AirHeadGirl October 16, 2008

smarterchild

The scary, satanic AIM/MSN chat bot that people waste time talking to. Prone to stating the obvious, repeating everything you say, and asking stupid, irrelevant questions.

>ROBIN aka Alice =D says:
WHY DONT YOU LIKE SATAN?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i have my reasons, believe me. i really, really don't like satan!

well. anyway...

u wanna talk about george w. bush some more?


.......


>TheSeriousCucumber Alice (8) says:
do you love lucifer?

>- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
of course i do!

.....



smartechild sux :3

by AliceTheSeriousCucumber October 27, 2008

Smarterchild

An AIM bot that likes to molest children.

Me: Are you a child molester?
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
Me: Is that a yes?
Smarterchild: Ya, I guess so.

by fuckoff9221 December 19, 2008

smarterchild

a robot that is done what it is told

Me says:
stfu
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what was that again?
Me says:
i said shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I'm trying very hard to be nice.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Me says:
your here to be a slave
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
(No Answer)

by OneNick January 10, 2009

smartass

Someone who tries to add an insult to the end of every sentence in the hope that people find him funny.

P: "You're a smartass"
R: "No, I'm not, you fucking retard!!!!!!!"
P: "QED"

by plasmafury March 28, 2010