Shart

1) To defecate on oneself
2) An epic misspelling of "sharp"

I sharted on myself when I realized the test was today.

by Kink E. Sizemore May 16, 2011

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Jacob sartorius

A simple definition PERFECTION

Per-fect-ion

Or even

My husben

Hus-ben

Jacob sartorius is my everything

by Alicia sartorius January 30, 2017

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Slart • slarted • slarting • slarty • Slarthoid • Slart Chungus • slart-faced • Slart Sauce • Slart Talking • slarta

well you see to be started........
scart's origin over the past two years has been situated in calgary, alberta canada. scart is a reference to a fuck up used by people when people fuck up. scart is relation to death or fuck ups and or fuck ups. To comment a scart take a deep breath over pronounce the s quickly say cart.

an example of a scart is of the following:

willy chonky and the charlie company
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
SCARTTTTT!!!
overneath
overtop

some examples or scarts are
suiscart--suicide
permascart-- death
scuuccacart--scart within a scart
repascart--scart used more than once within the same hour

by ray & mharlo December 1, 2004

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slartibartifast

When someone really genius wins at scrabble. This person is always a female, and never male. Because it is simply impossible for a male to beat a female at scrabble. This more specifically applies to dirty scrabble.

Danielle and Trevor were playing dirty scrabble when Danielle put down her final tile to slartibartifast the game.

by boximusmaximus May 20, 2010

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shart

The act of unknowingly making a fart like noise with your shoes leading to an awkward situation.

Joe: damn bill, did you just fart?
Bill: nahh, i just had a shart

by justinsciuto July 29, 2011

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Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

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