pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM

I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing

by k-ferriter May 22, 2011

L Sheet

Sticking two cigarette papers together in an 'L' shape to create a longer roll. Usually used to make bigger joints.

"Hey man pass the MaryJane, Imma gonna roll an L Sheet"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Cookie sheet

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.

So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

Getting Sheets'ed

When someone you know shows up where you are at, takes whats you been working on for the last few minutes and drives away without even so much as a thank you.

Man I got to stop getting sheets'ed by Doug. He came out of know where took my hook up and rolled out leaving me high and dry.

by OG , RdBUL8 November 8, 2013

Equation Sheet

An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.

I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.

by Equation Sheet December 15, 2014

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Cranberry Sheets

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed

ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

by LovewiththeCoca April 10, 2015