A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.
She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.
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Can be used in many ways.
Can be used in many ways.
"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"
"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"
"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"
"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"
"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
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"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"
"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
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Get the Semenals mug.A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.
Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.
The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.
The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
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The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.
This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
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Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"
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