Victor's scale

A scale of rating girls from 1-10. However, no girl (regardless of how hot) can ever reach a 10; also, black chicks get a disadvantage and can never reach 5

PersonA: "Hey, what do you think of megan fox?"

PersonB: "On Victor's scale... she's a 7"

PersonA: "How about beyonce?"

PersonB: "...3"

by supergrayoshie April 5, 2009

Black to white scale

The blacker - the cooler
The whiter - the less cool

Based on the Theorem that black is the coolest

'Matt you look so black in 'dat jumpsuit , dawg ! '

' Word ! '

Vauxall corsa , the whitest cars around ( according to the black to white scale )

by Matt and Josh October 12, 2008

weed scale

This is the scale used for rating people on their weediness.

The order is as follows:-
-Thiefy
-Stickman
-Manny
-Old Man Wrinkles
-Hoody
-Towely
-Weedy Keen Tights

(Thiefy - Weedy Keen Tights = Machoist - weediest)

Machoness is basically the opposite of weediness

Weedy Keen Tights: Robin Hood is the best person ever!

A macho: Shut up weed, this is why you're at the bottom of the weed scale.

Weedy Keen Tights: OK, wow I like your leather jacket

A macho: I hate your tights

by em pom pee December 24, 2007

scalarious

A word to describe a funny yet frightening situation or moment.

To a scene from a December episode of Family Guy, where reality turned it's back on Gary Busey."hahahaha! i have watched this like 10 times.....it so scary and so hilarious at the same time......scalarious if you will"

by KelandMo December 18, 2010

scalenous

uneven.

A human hand has scalenous fingers.

by uttam maharjan November 1, 2010

Peanut Scale

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio used the Peanut Scale and contemplated taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak April 3, 2008

1-20 Scale

0-if you think the person is so UGLY that you just can't give them a 1.

1-Monster, can't bare to look at them.

2-Hideous, 18 more points to go but will never reach it.

3-Ugly, Monstrous, someone you would never ever go out with.

4-UGLY

5-Nothing good about their face but not completly hideous.

6-You just find them unattractive.

7-Ugly but suprisingly face doesn't hurt your eyes.

8-You wouldn't look twice.

9-Almost average just need to fix.

10-Completly average, not a SEXY BEAST but not a MONSTER.

11-Slightly unattractive but not a lot. Someone you wouldn't call ugly but not call HOT.

12-Cute but doesn't make you sexually driven.

13-Cute

14-Just cute, leave it like that.

15-Gorgeous but not someone that drives you sexually, just gorgeous referring to the face. 5 more points to go to make you horny.

16-Pretty, decent to look at, doesn't hurt your eyes, do-able.

17-Pretty hot

18-Good looking, some complaints, but not a lot.

19-H-O-T

20-A walking god or goddess. Doesn't exist but the closest you could get is 19.9.

Actually Happened
Me:On a scale of 1-20 what do you rate me?
Guy (I'm not saying name)-(Making up mind)I give you a 15.
Me:I love the 1-20 scale.

by tamtam27 October 23, 2010