Raspberry Cream Santa 

When you have sex with a girl who's on her period, you jizz on her chin, and rub it around with your penis. This can only be done in December.

Playa 1: "dude what'd you get for christmas?"
Playa 2: "my girlfriend let me give her a raspberry cream Santa."

Raspberry Cream Santa by JoshZ January 15, 2013

pussy phat like Santa Claus 

This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.

My pussy phat like Santa Claus

pussy phat like Santa Claus by lincolnshire June 17, 2021

skinny santa 

a dealer of drugs, especially cocaine

All that powder! Skinny Santa must be around.

skinny santa by jim sardone December 12, 2005

Reverse Santa Claus 

A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.

The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."

Reverse Santa Claus by burningpeepeeracing March 19, 2014

mall santa 

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.

After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

mall santa by Dubiks December 7, 2018

Brown Santa 

When one person squats over someone else holding their ass open and shits down their chimney.

John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."

Brown Santa by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013

nasty santa 

Unlike the Dirty Santa, you do not have anal sex first. You simply ejaculate on your partners face creating a beard of semen, resembling that of santa's.

I gave my girlfriend a nasty santa on christmas eve.

nasty santa by KrystalDM June 12, 2006