Santa

Santa is your parents all fake don’t believe it. I can’t believe I believed this bs.

SANTA IS A FAKE BICH.

by Thick bish January 15, 2020

Santa's Sack

When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl

I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night

by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind

We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.

by Chief Elf February 6, 2020

Santa Maria di Castellabate

il posto migliore per gli amici

andiamo a Santa Maria di Castellabate per incontrare i nostri amici

by s.massimo April 12, 2020

Santa Claus

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.

Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.

by Inferior April 22, 2020

Santa Claus

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020

Santa

A fat bitch who brakes into your house at night and grabs your mom, sister and wife back to the north pole

Oh shit, santa came to my house last night.

by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020