swamp cougar

swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.

check out that swamp cougar she's handy she's randy she fucks in the street.

by maddingo September 25, 2010

Swamp Ass

To be completely and honestly serious.

A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.

To be truthful and not lie.

Guy 1: Dude, I swear its a phrase, we use it all the time back home. Swamp ass!

Guy 2: Wow, I guess you're telling the truth.

by swamptastic May 24, 2012

swamp bucket

Something gross and only getting grosser. Something so disgusting its like a dirty swamp.

That house is so out-dated, its a swamp bucket.

That family looks like they live in a swamp bucket.

There's no coming back from that swamp bucket, its horrible.

by catcatcatchacha January 31, 2014

Swamp mouth

The state of one's mouth (and breath) after eating ass.

I love her and all, but she wanted to try out some anal stuff on me, and when we kissed afterwards she had some serious swamp mouth...

by EZonTHEkush July 21, 2016

swamp lizard

A nasty cunt.

Jenna is a swamp lizard.

by Xhdjsnsnd March 29, 2017

Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.

oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

shit-swamp stew

When you have a combination of a ball swamp and fresh diarreah crockpotting in ones underwear

Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew

by TheMalevolentGoblin January 3, 2014