South Pacific Island

I huge mound of turd that when freshly deposited into a toilet piles up above the water level, much like the way the South Pacific islands were formed from lava piling up from undersea volcanoes.

This phenomena I more frequently occurs in the newer, low water usage toilets. As an added touch, you can plant a small flag on top of it to claim it as yours.

I just found a South Pacific Island in the crapper. It's still steaming.

by Im Uncle Sticky November 15, 2014

Scoutin

To pretend to be friends with someone in order to find out all of their business to expose them.

Jessica: Tony ass be scoutin, you know he use to date Mary. She sent him naked pictures. And he put out ALL of her business!

Ericka: That's Crazy

by ANGIE CHAPO February 10, 2015

South of Niceville

Euphemism for a person or situation being irritating , or difficult to deal with.

Dan is always so south of niceville when I talk to him, I've decided I want to fight him.

My day has really gone south of niceville, I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep.

My day fighting Dan also went really far south of niceville. I got hit with a crowbar, bleeding this much is totally south of niceville.

by WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO February 16, 2015

South Dakota Stack-job

"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.

Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"

Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"

by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 14, 2015

South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

by Tdawg May 18, 2015

south florida flu

Taking large amounts of cocaine on the regular. Very common in Southern Florida, the rehab capital of the US, which is how the name came about. Snorting cocaine is as common as the flu.

Sally - She looks really strung out from the weekend
Bob - Yeah, she has that South Florida Flu

by cg3851 September 25, 2015

South Park

South Park is an adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network that takes a satirical view on current issues in the U.S. and around world.

South Park makes fun of society's ignorance and prejudice.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.

by ThisAintOP July 12, 2016