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Kaufmann Special

A Kaufmann Special is gently laying your dong on your woman's thigh to initiate.
Frank: Yo, Bob I tried the Kaufmann Special on Julie last night and it worked!
Bob: No way! I never thought that'd work!

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by Muscle Man Andy Slammage June 9, 2016
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Kentucky Special

When your sister or cousin drinks so much Burbon her dentures fall out and you make her give you a blow job.
My sis came in last night drunk and gave me a kentucky special.
by RC cool July 19, 2016
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Dagwood Special

Reminiscent of Dagwood Bumstead's famous sandwiches, the Dagwood Special is when a cock, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner's beef curtains. Prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). Upon penetration, the cock, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. The act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner's shit pipe.
Guy1: Yo brah, how did your date with Tiffany go last night?
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!
by KnownPublicEjaculator August 22, 2016
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nascar special

half a handle of russe, half a can of red bull, 1/4 two liter of mt dew
dude i had nothing else to drink last night, I had to go for the Nascar Special.
by muhfukinrusse December 9, 2016
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Detroit Special

A common form of beating in Detroit, where a man or multiple men run up on a victim and vigorously slap his cheeks to incite intense pain within the buttocks region of the victim.
Issak stole a dollar from Eric, so Eric and his friends gave Issak the Detroit Special.
by Lilbwah February 15, 2017
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ham special

It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.
I got stoned and gave her the ol' ham special last night.
by mojoKornziahmegatron July 1, 2017
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Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.
-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"
by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018
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