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Snake Eyes 

A character in the comic "GI Joe"

Officially designated as 'Commando',he is the unit's most expereinced and skilled operator.

Served two tours in Vietnam as a LRRP, apparently assigned to SOG, which one may assume he has Special Forces training.

After leaving the Army, and learning of the loss of his family to a car accident, went to Japan to train with his LRRP team-mate Thomas Arashikage in the ways of ninjitsu.

Becoming a ninja, he left the dojo when his mentor, the Hard Master was killed apparently by Thomas (known as Storm Shadow). Later is was determined that the hired assasin known as Zartan was the killer, under orders to kill Snake Eyes.

Spent an undetermined amount of time in seclusion in a mountain cabin, until SSG Lonzo Wilkinson (known as Stalker),another member of the LRRP team, recruited him to join GI Joe.

On a rescue mission in the Middle East, when his Huey transport helicopter malfunctioned, a fuel explosion caused his face to be horribly scarred and his vocal chords to be irreparably damaged, precluding the ability to speak.

Snake-Eyes now wears a mask to cover the scars,usually a black mask when wearing tactical clothing and a latex facsimile of his unscarred face while in class A's.

Served in GI Joe 1980-1995, left when unit was disbanded,continued ninja training where he has achieved Master status(sometimes known as the Silent Master). Also became freelance operator for unnamed US intelligence agencies before rejoining a reformed GI Joe team in 2001.

Romantically involved with SFC Shana O'Hara (known as Scarlett) since they first met in 1980. Engaged to be married to Scarlett, broke off engagement in 1999, and reconciled later to be married at an undetermined date.

Known as one of the most feared and respected special operators in the world, performing missions in accordance with US policy on 7 continents.

VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: CLASSIFIED
GRADE:E-8
DOB:CLASSIFIED
BIRTHPLACE:CLASSIFIED

PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Infantry
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Special Forces

MILITARY SCHOOLING:
US Army Airborne (Master Parachutist)
US Army Ranger
US Army Jungle Warfare (Jungle Expert)
US MACV Recondo
US Army Mountain Warfare
US Army JFK Center for Special Warfare (assumed)
Various other schools

WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
9MM Uzi Submachine Gun
9MM Beretta M92FS Automatic Pistol
Katana Sword

Qualified expert in all NATO and former Warsaw Pact small arms, as well as edged weapons.

It makes one wonder if such character exists in the real world..............
If you are an enemy of the US, pray Snake Eyes doesn't get you at night.
Snake Eyes by pctfitz July 24, 2008
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A hand gesture that moves in the motion of a snake towards another person stomach while making the sound "buulllluluul!"

Also called the Turkey Noise-K32
I gave Tim the snake pretty good last night, buuululululu!
The Snake by snjsky October 10, 2006
(verb, noun, adj.) - An ill but intentional act to satisfy one's desire/amusement at the expense of others
1. I am feeling lonely tonight, let's go to the bar and snake!

2. Dougie's lack of poker skill is written all over his face. Whenever he steps into the poker room, the pros want to snake him for all his money

3. Chowder is called a snake by many of his ex-girlfriends. He is a hit and run type of guy.
Snake by Tamtalizied July 30, 2009

two shakes 

Shortened version of two shakes of a lamb's tail.
I'll be there in two shakes.
two shakes by Tyler July 27, 2004

Fuck sakes 

an exclaimation of disgust and disappointment regarding something
for fuck sakes! i´ve told you a 1000 times to leave the bloody thíng alone - now it´s fucked...
Fuck sakes by Indaba April 30, 2006

dirt snake 

A dirt snake is the greasiest creature you could ever meet in the woods or elsewhere. He/she is not to be trusted, and usually splatters grease and slime everywhere they go. On top of the grease, there usually is a rank odor, and a full grown dirt snake may have a dirt mustache or other greasy facial hair. Avoid dirt snakes at all costs, and dont let them slide into your life and cover everything in shit.
1. Hey you fucking dirtsnake, why don't you fuck off and die! I dont want your smelly ass anywhere near here and ill fucking kill you if i see you again.

2. Dirtsnake: Hey, do you think you could add some bacon grease to that poutine?
Mcdonald's employee: alright, Ive had enough you sneaky dirt snake. Get the fuck outta here before I shove this poutine up your dirt snake ass.
dirt snake by jhawkin3 August 11, 2009

The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"
Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!