slowzinski

the term given to describe a really, really slow swimmer.

person 1: OMG! nolan slowzinski swam a 1:49 yesterday!
person 2: in his 200?! thats not bad...
person 1: NO IN HIS 100!!!

person 1 and 2: LOL!

by peter posted. August 26, 2006

Slowvak

Slowvak is described as the act of taking your cousin on a date and having sexual intercourse with them.

Hey bro, how was your weekend? It was awesome, my cousin Sherri came over for dinner, ended the night with a Slowvak.

by PuffDaddy457 June 14, 2018

Slown

Slown is a word that describes a girl that is both Slut and Clown. A slut clown is a girl that has sex with several brothers of a fraternity and then just wont go away. One that continuously gets drunk and extremely annoying when everyone else is just hanging out sober.

Will that slown ever go home??

by NCSUGREEK April 19, 2007

slowrun

Completing a game with the intent of having the slowest possible time, often in competition with other slowrunners to have the best, slowest time. Many slowruns last several hours, days, or even weeks. Slowruns are often viewed as videos or demos.

Hey, have you beaten Myst yet?

No, I've been recording my slowrun since 1994.

by Speed Racer Jackson May 11, 2008

slowicide

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008

slowned

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

by Ed Crane July 1, 2005

SlowPowerHoeing

Not Living Your Life To The Fullest/Having Sex For Cheap/Paying Some Weak Dude

"You know Eric be hoeing now?" "Whaaat?" "Yea but you know she still mess with Tyler so they not getting no where!" Yea girl she "SlowPowerHoeing" #SLOWPOWERHOEING

by EastOaklandRoy October 1, 2010