you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

hot and ready

A surprise. Something you're not expecting. A college exam that you're not ready for.

Man, that teacher gave me a hot and ready exam. I totally got fucked. , I was not ready for that hot and ready. , I had an A going until that hot and ready.

by Adam Kerfoot December 5, 2007

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

by jj November 18, 2004

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

readie-bye

To go to bed to read before going to beddy-bye.

Goodnight, hon, I'm going to readie-bye.

by Sergneri February 4, 2009

Ready Player One

That one badass movie with too many fucking easter eggs in it

Yo did you see Ready Player One?
Yes I found 100 easter eggs
I FOUND MORE THAN 100 LOL.

by idontreallyknowtobehonest July 27, 2018

lip readers

lycra pants intended for exercise but normally spotted on size 28 ladies at your local K-Mart. Fashion Circa 1980s

Don't you think my new t-shirt goes really nicely with my lip readers?

by Concise Oxford August 31, 2003