realcastic

noun: When a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.

a: OMG I weigh 115, I'm an effing elephant!

b: Yes we might as well call you Dumbo and give you wings.

a: What do you mean?

b: Chillax! Don't be realcastic.

by prettydangflyy January 13, 2008

"Real" Fake News

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.

So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.

by YAWA March 22, 2020

on some real shit

Usually used when a conversation is on some trivial bullshit then a nigga gets real about what's being discussed

"niggs that bitch is dirty son, don't even fuck with that, she's hurt too -- fuck that bitch"

"nah yo on some real shit, she be getting deep yo, I've seen her on some realness when she's not around her bitches"

by mr deckard October 18, 2008

A really hoopy frood

Originally from the radio series "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. A hoopy is a realy together guy. A frood is a really amazingly together guy.

Hey you sass that hoopy, Ford Prefect, there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

by Z Beeblebrox July 15, 2005

Real Shin Megami Tensei Game

A phrase used by people who will never feel the touch of a women.

Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE, DemiKids Dark Version, DemiKids Light Version and Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Prologue are all examples of "real" Shin Megami Tensei games.

Play a Real Shin Megami Tensei Game like DemiKids or Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE.

by IdkCumGuzzlingSlutsOrSomething November 26, 2020

1-800-not-a-real-number.com

1. a line used in youtube star Nigahiga's video "Snuggle", a parody of "Snuggo" ads.

2. used when someone asks you for your number

3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number

4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.

1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"

2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"

Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

3. John "What's Amber's new number?"

Danielle "Why do you need it?"

John "Uhhhh"

Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"

John "Blackmail her."

Danielle "No!"

John "Just tell me!!!"

Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)

4. Scott "How did you get his number?"

Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"

by kadaeto January 13, 2011

I'm Really Feeling It!

Some annoying old Shulk meme that is overused in smash.

Shulk: I'm really feeling it!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Redsniper2001 March 31, 2015