Quarantoga

Wearing a bedsheet to check your mailbox because you haven’t done any laundry in weeks due to laziness after being confined inside during a pandemic.

My neighbor caught me checking my mailbox for a stimulus check wearing a bedsheet around my waist. I told her to leave me and my Quarantoga alone.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quarantelepathic

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.

I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quarra

Dutch slang for the word quarantaine originated by the youth in Amsterdam, south east due to Covid-19.
It helps us take the edge of these hard times so we can still laugh and be a little positive.

Kom Quarra baby.

Na Quarra ga ik echt feesten tot ik niet meer kan.

Dag 47 in Quarra en mijn afstandsbediening lijkt meer op een dildo dan een afstandsbediening.

by Edwardboye May 2, 2020

quarantime

The time in your life when you stay home for endless days, become alcohol dependent, and develop fears about going outside and seeing the Sun.

I quarantime so hard that I think I'll never get rid of this jaundice.

by Muhammad McLovin May 2, 2020

quarantine time

where everyone is stuck inside and lets girls flirt w guys on snap. even tho these girls dont have feelings for any of them. they still have the privilege of doing it

girl 1: yk what time it is
girl 2: what?
girl 1: quarantine time ;)
girl 2: haha, how many you got? i got 10
girl 1: i got 20

by bobicka May 4, 2020

Quarantine Neurosis

A mild mental health condition caused by sheltering in place for a month or more due to a pandemic. Signs are a partial loss of reality and difficulty interacting with others even with social distancing. Can progress to psychosis with continued isolation.

Zach has been sheltering place for so long that he is easily agitated. He is suffering from quarantine neurosis.

by Dr. Jaw May 6, 2020

Quarantinkering

While you're stuck in quarantine and you have one or more projects that you were working on that even after you've finished you can't stop tinkering with because you're bored from the quarantine

Finished working on the engine but I'm so bored I cant stop quarantinkering.

by Magwaaf May 8, 2020