Emo Princess

Used to describe an emo guy or girl in the prime of their melodramatic depression. Works especially good on guys since it fullfills their fanatasy of being accepted as "sensitive."

Jimmy Emo: " *sob* So...I was cutting earlier today and...*sob*"
Johnny Punk: "Quit being such an Emo Princess!"

by mixrm0n April 18, 2008

prince phishing

Prince Phishing is the act of turning the tables on a nigerian prince. This often includes enticing nigerian princes on websites such as craigslist.org and then playing along with their scam only to later exact revenge upon them. This is often played for sport.

There are several ways to go prince phishing: for instance, if you were to list a laptop on craigslist.org for sale, and you receive a nigerian prince email asking you to send the laptop in exchange for payment over the internet, you would act like you believe him completely and then proceed to mail the prince a picture of your penis inside of a box with a declared customs value of thousands of dollars. When the prince goes to pick the package up from customs, thinking he has bested you, he will pay up to hundreds of dollars of his own money to pick up his winnings, only to then receive the box and realize he has paid hundreds for a picture of your penis.

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third December 26, 2009

Princemanship

When one declares to be Prince of a city, country, or state etc. upon request or necessity.

I now declare myself princemanship of Africa, thus making me Prince.

by Guy Wise August 3, 2013

Princess Bitchface

When someone, a girl or guy, gets offended with another and then makes a huge issue out of it and tells everyone except the person who they're angry/upset with. This syndrome can last for months at a time and is usually followed by some narcissistic excuse for the drama and a proverbial eulogy of a conversation dealing with the relationship between the two parties.

"OMFG kayleigh said all that about me?!! When and why?

"Well, she's mad about that thing you did last summer."

"ITS MOTHER FUCKING MAY NOW! WHY DIDNT SHE JUST TALK TO ME?"

"idk man. She's just being princess bitchface about it."

by PRINCSS_XENAXXX April 26, 2014

Princess muff

When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.

I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!

Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.

by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015

Princess Money

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.

How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.

by hel112570 August 12, 2015

Princess dress

When one person talks about a subject, then makes a really vague reference to something else. And entirely changes the subject, with none of the observers following the red line.

Adam this is another princess dress scenario, I don't know what the hell you are talking about!

by DieDuck December 28, 2015