potato face 

Someone with an abnormally large forehead, similar to having a potato on it

Wow, shes such a potato face!

potato face by Forshizzles March 27, 2007

potato chaser 

A (typically) Asian woman who only dates caucasian males, typically Americans.

'Li is such a potato chaser, she passed up a date with Akiro for that loser Jake'

potato chaser by Adalius February 13, 2009

couch-potato 

a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety

many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety

couch-potato by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2015

Potato 

A very mean (but always funny) way of describing the appearance of somebody with Down's syndrome. Popular on r/ImGoingToHellForThis

hee hee hee potato

Potato by potatopotatopotatoman October 16, 2012

baked potato 

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

baked potato by Keny Majowski & Calbe Dackwall January 12, 2012

potatoes with mouths 

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Rocks with mouths."

Those people are so stupid, they are like potatoes with mouths.

potatoes with mouths by D9 GM September 2, 2010

Hot Potato 

A game played by two naked primates where at least one of the players has to poop. The object of the game is for the players to press their anuses together, and force the poop into the opponent's anus. After a pre-determined amount of time, the person with an empty rectum is declared the winner of Hot Potato.

Did you see Billy and Suzie in last night's match of Hot Potato! She sure has one strong rectum!

Hot Potato by lumber_jack December 31, 2014