planking

to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.

To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.

Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking

example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker

by aidanb77 June 19, 2011

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Parking Lot

Parking Lot refers to the meeting of two people at a deserted parking lot, usually a deserted one when everything is closed. Fast food is apart of this ritual such as A&W root beer because of Lou or McDonalds. Parking Lot is always the best and worst of times because these two people usually have a major crisis on their hands that is in desperate need of consulting. No other people are aloud to join parking lot. To invite another person to parking lot defeats the purpose of parking lot. Also doing parking lot with another person is forbidden in the laws of parking lot because it is just weird.

after Shelby lost her key chain her boyfriend made her watch epic meal time so Shelby called Marisa crying in desperate need of parking lot. Shelby picked up Marisa after leaving her boyfriends house. The two went to the deserted no frills parking lot and shared an oreo blizzard from McDonalds.
At the end of parking lot Shelby felt better about everything because Marisa was there to comfort her.

by night_hawk_couple_hater December 12, 2011

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