Pee Cupboard

The cupboard of which I used as a personal training potty for the last 5 years. For reference, I am a middle aged man living on his own living off of my own eyelashes and toe nails

I just crapped my pants in the Pee Cupboard

by Blackman (black super hero) July 7, 2023

Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.

I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.

by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK

by Gdbrbdiodje February 19, 2022

pee deck

A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.

In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.

Don’t pee on the pee deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 19, 2021

No Pee January

No Pee January is a month-long contest in which each competitor must hold their pee for as long as possible and record their progress along the way.

“I lost No Pee January on the 7th. My bladder couldn’t take it anymore.”

by NoPeeGod January 20, 2021

Pee Affair

a love triangle between 2 people in the same family and a stranger.

My brother hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know he was gay! This is such a pee affair smh.

by dapee June 28, 2021