Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .

matthew owens is a cunt

by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019

isabelle and owen

isabelle and owen are the best couple everrrrr. they are never apart and loveee to kiss and give eachother blumpkins.

“have you seen the new couple?”

“yeah, but they’ll never couple like isabelle and owen”

by ayeayeayeiov February 19, 2025

owen

This person is very speedy, a sped, and retarded. He likes girls that always start with the name alli

“Owen always has a crush on alli”
“Owen is actually autistic”

by fortnite epic gamer May 20, 2020

Owen

Cool guy. Generally pretty cool. Named Owen

That guy Owen is pretty cool, if I'm honest.

by BestScrib September 26, 2021

Owen Haskins

Lives at 96 Mountfort St, Boston MA. Does ROTC, loves lax, loves his IPAs. Has a great, healthy relationship with his girlfriend.

Owen Haskins has a great roommate

by kj1206 September 25, 2022

Owen

Someone who wipes his gouche hairs with his index finger and sucks it for 5 mins.

"what did Harvey do last night?"
"oh rumour has it he did an Owen in front of his bird"

by C0ck muncher December 3, 2018

OWEN

A DUMB AS WHITE BOI WHO WEARS SUNSCREEN ALL THE TIME, AND EATS LUNCHABLES. HE IS MOSTLY SHORT AS WELL

“Hey, who’s that white boi?”

“Oh, that’s Owen”

by XOXO ur daddy XOXO May 14, 2019