(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.
"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle
- Joe-fizzle
by ly ly and joe-fizzle February 19, 2009
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Get the ranch on the side mug.Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.
by thuffman December 18, 2012
Get the Slut on the Side mug.In Golf, side bets players set up with other players or teams. Can be used in tournament play as well as individual players in a foursome.
by dprn August 30, 2010
Get the side cheese mug.Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'
Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.
Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.
Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
by Lisa Pang January 30, 2021
Get the 2 sided debate mug.A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018
Get the Side Bitch Stalker mug.yesterday, I was in the store and I saw a woman sittin' there just rocking back and foward, justa hummin'.... she was a bit on the side.
by GA girl April 11, 2006
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