Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger
by Tasthlai August 06, 2021
When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 02, 2018
I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.
by K88land January 23, 2025
by D.N. Boot Polish February 24, 2023
Sergeant: Are your shoes scuffed, solider? Are you looking for Rub D.N. Boot Polish? Well why don’t you Rub DEEEZ NUTTZZZ!
by The D.N. Expert February 24, 2023
by Johnny Cockboy October 25, 2017
Hey man I heard your girl was rubbing on the rainbow with her friend Mandy the other day.
So the other day I was walking down the street and these two guys walked past looking at my ass saying they would like to get me rubbing on the rainbow.
So the other day I was walking down the street and these two guys walked past looking at my ass saying they would like to get me rubbing on the rainbow.
by Snavely79 October 14, 2020