Skip to main content

Daving

An ugly looking fella who likes to push poo back into the elderly with his “Erected Penis” And then gets the pensioner to lick the faeces from his penis after it crusts and softens
“I caught my friend daving in the garden an elderly man”
by David10101 August 6, 2022
mugGet the Davingmug.

Therapy Dave

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
mugGet the Therapy Davemug.

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
mugGet the dildo davemug.

Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.
"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"
by Harold Richards December 16, 2011
mugGet the Dave Sandersonmug.

Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it
by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017
mugGet the Doing a Davemug.

dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao
Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me
by craft-122500 June 24, 2023
mugGet the dave pedmug.

Dave

The human equivalent to piss in a can.
by Moomz September 11, 2020
mugGet the Davemug.

Share this definition