Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.

“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’

by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021

oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Oil of O’vodka

A magical elixir of eternal youth that will keep you young for 40 years. Best drunken, not smeared

Ciara: What do you use to keep your youthful appearance ?

Neil: Oil of O’vodka

by NeilHeff September 3, 2022

Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Oil man

A man or woman who massages the strippers

Yo go call the oil man and tell him to oil down the model

by Booty asss March 22, 2017

Mexican Oil Rig

n: The act of doing an handstand while having an heavy case of diarrhea. While perfoming it, you'll have to try to fart as loudly as you can.

To prepare it, you'll need to eat a lot of beans and spicy food.

Mike was there, he did an awesome Mexican Oil Rig while singing "Chocolate Rain". We had a lot of fun"
Nouvelle definition

by Lewiis_s November 13, 2023

Oil

America wants alot of it for some reason

no need for a definition for oil

by Jdkdjdnsnzndmd January 21, 2023