old hat

Vulva or vagina, esp. of a lady the senior side of 35. Popular term in the Victorian era.

Be careful dismounting that boneshaker, Delilah, lest the world and his dog see your old hat.

by Jonny Firepants February 22, 2014

old bat

acronym for bitter and twisted

The girl guides ran from the yard as the old bat screamed at them.

by Sir Arthur November 23, 2012

old school

when you dont pull out during sex

johnny: im about to cum
vivian: dont forget to pull out
johnny: no bitch, im old school!

by richy from miami February 25, 2010

old man

johnathan torres

that johnathan torres is an old man

by sillygooseberry. June 21, 2009

old mate

Old Mate can be used to isolate a single individual out of a returned servicemen's earlybird dinner special at the local.

Oy old mate, You. Me. Outside the R-ey. Right Now.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003

Old Navy

The clothing store for gays. Only gay people shop here because they are attracted by the store's gay songs and commercials.

Old Navy has to be the gayest store ever devised.

by PlayDohMan June 05, 2005

The Old Switcharoo

post yourself as a woman on a chat site and get a date but when you meet, dress like a woman and tuck your juck in between your legs, hopefully you get in bed with this man (or woman) and right as you get naked, pull out your "stuff" and hopefully he/she doesn't kill you. Have Fun

John - Hey, lets do it.
Susan - ok, lets get nekkid.
Susan - *whip out junk* Aww yea son!The Old Switcharoo!
John - Oh, you son of a bitch! 'mon kia you!

by The_Inferno March 11, 2008