dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018

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pimpin not simpin

what a girl says who just made off with racks on racks of some simp‘s money by hustling him

She pimpin not simpin when she done emotionally pimped dude out

by MrYellowTeeth47 January 19, 2023

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Shotgun Not

Claiming ownership of the right to "not" do something. There is no way to beat shotgun not, it is final and absolute in it's power.

If the doorbell rings, the last person to call shotgun not must answer it.

by Brendon Power September 4, 2008

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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

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Not My President

This phrase is a notorious slogan found on stickers and T-shirts, used by people who oppose the policies of George W. Bush. The sticker also features a picture of W. The slogan is an anthem of resistance and refusal to accept Bush as America's legitimate President. It became more commonplace after the Iraq war started.

At the parking lot of a Media Play store I saw a purple car with a Not My President sticker on the rear.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

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