nut wedgie

a wedgie which grips firmly around your BALLS which causes a sufficating feeling and can be deadly to your goods

I have a bad nut wedgie

by weenie van jimmyhat June 21, 2004

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

by eda-skip October 13, 2021

nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007

Nut Nog

The combination of male load and egg nog.

Nothing says Christmas quite like a cup of fresh Nut Nog...

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

nut butter

What a stripper told my dad that she enjoys. She said "I don't like it when guys wash up the area between their balls and ass too well because it gets rid of their nut butter and I like a little nut butter."

Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?

by C.JO June 2, 2004

nut bus

The short bus that brings the retards to school.

Hey Billy! Lets throw these spoiled cups of tarter sauce at the nut bus!
Yea! Sounds like fun!

by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006

Nut cracker

A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.

It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.

by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016