Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

by Emily Bean September 14, 2014

Summer Muffins

The most polite and ingenious way of saying knockers known to mankind.

"Do you like my Summer muffins?"

by challiam October 2, 2014

Scandinavian Muffin

Alternate vocabulary for 'hooker'

I can't wait to get my hands on a Scandinavian Muffin tonight!

by HungryAfterMidnight October 31, 2014

beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 9, 2015

Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016

Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive

Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin

by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 3, 2016