mother stick

A big, thick, juicy, choclate stick. Oozes with juicy choclate flavour. Of high quality.

Pass me a mother stick. I want to suck all the juicy choclate off it.

by dragnoun October 15, 2003

Mother Booty

lumpy butt rather saggy. on a young teenage girl mistaken for a mother in her late 50s. not a good trait.

"Gaby those jeans give u a mother booty."

by sjdriouaxfkl;jawldakkioottsaa December 3, 2009

Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.

I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.

by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010

mother hubbard

not having any medical : see also bummer and medical emergency

headband: are you going to medicate?
CaliGuyMe: I'm mother hubbard I have not a thing in my cupboard.

by tetrahydroC September 10, 2011

Mother's Special Fudgesicle

When a mother removes her feces, freezes, and then serves it as a fudgesicle.

We were out of ice cream, so we asked for some of mother's special fudgesicles

by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010

Mother of Mayhem

When something stupid or a bit bizarre is said or anything is exciting is when you use it

Holy Mother of Mayhem that was a great shot!

by therealsteph September 5, 2016

mother fuck stick

It's a person who isn't worthy to have sex with a mother, but is low as to have sex with a male possing to be a female (tranny) who is a mother type of figure in there life.

Drew Cary is a mother fuck stick who has mommy issues .

Well mother fuck stick!

by Kcmeadows November 29, 2017