Peyton manning

To put one's balls and genitals on a females face when she is unsuspecting.

John, Peyton Manninged the new trainer when she was taping his ankle.

by Florida1234 September 15, 2016

joe manning

extremely gay

he man can i suck your dick (joe manning)
no man i am not gay (nak nichols)

by THAT BLACK BOY March 6, 2017

Soul Moaning

Soul moaning is a cross between Patrick Stump's soul voice and Gerard Way's moaning. It goes something like this: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa uh uh uh uh uh aaaauuuuuhhhh

Person A: *hears something strange yet Majestic ™* What is that noise?
Person B: *is soul moaning* Oh this is just me trying to soul moaning but failing.

by ukuyeele December 7, 2017

Throw a Manning

The act of throwing in the towel; giving up. Coming from a common towel model at IKEA

I had to throw a Manning yesterday at work, I was pissed off

Tim really threw a Manning in the game on the weekend.

Man I am knackered I feel like throwing in the Manning.

by On Piste Elocutio January 12, 2015

The Department of Bitching and Moaning

An organization to social justice warfare on the internet.

"So what's trending today?"
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)

by The Logical Fallacy October 11, 2018

college morning

(noun) 1. Afternoon.

College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"

College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."

College Student A: "Okay!"

THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM

College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"

College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."

by gmu2012 March 27, 2010

peyton manning

Fugly Colts quarterback whom men do not feel threatened by, therefore he is well liked. Peyton has a button dick and it becomes evident through his play.

"After an ice cold shower he was hung like Peyton Manning"

by im eli manning February 10, 2008