minecraft 1.14

The latest entry of "Veteran's Playground" New textures, Big gray idiots and a whole bigger village system

Person 1: Man, i love the Minecraft 1.14 Update
Person 2:Yeah and Fortni-
Person 1: *Pulls Back new crossbow added to minecraft* OK i'll give you five seconds to run your little fortnite fanboy butt back to where you came from.
Person 2: *pulls out Boom Bow from fortnite* Oh you wanna go?

by Dig_Dirt June 21, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is a place where kids with autism and ADHD go instead of playing with their friends.

Mother: Come down here its dinner
Kid: SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by postulating potato June 10, 2018

Minecraft

Released in 2009; A virtual game in which a player must walk, fly or run around, building, mining, destroying etc, in a world filled with blocks. Mainly aimed at children around the ages of 6-13. However, on YouTube, there are a few adults who play the game for others to watch. Since it's release on Notch's (Creator of Minecraft) Website, there are now over 10,000,000+ Users who play the bestselling video game. It comes on many devices - Xbox, Playstation, PC, I.O.S, MAC, Samsung and hopefully in the future, VR.

Person 1: "What game would you like to play today, William?"
Person 2: "Minecraft, the best-selling game!"

by DollyDefinitions May 15, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft Is A Cringy Game For Little 4 Year Olds

Bill - Hey Whats Your Favorite Game

Max - Minecraft
Bill - Wow What A Little Cringy 4 Year Old I Dont Wanna Be Friends With People Who Play Minecraft

by Ricky12 September 26, 2018

Minecraft

a game that everyone says pewdiepie made better again even though IT WAS LAZARBEAM YOU MOTHER FUC-

minecraft? more like good game 9 years ago! am i right?

by epik Yello May 2, 2020

minecraft cringe

Minecraft are shit

Hey lets eat pennis because i play gaycraft 🤡🤡

minecraft cringe

by lucasgamer48 September 5, 2020

Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft

Fortnite: Made for school F******* lovers
ROBLOX: Made for people who can't find a b****** place to date.
Minecraft: LITERAL FOR A**** F***** NERDS

10 year old classmate: I love fortnite! and School!
a 12 year old: I play roblox cuz my GF is nagging me for a place to date.
another 10 year old: Atoms are mostly mentioned in minecraft!
me: WILL YOU ALL STFU THE F*** OUTTA HERE! THANK YOU.
Everyone: Forget Fortnite and Roblox and Minecraft Call of duty OPS it out!
me: Oh S*** Im up for it.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN April 1, 2021