Cookie Mile

A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.

Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.

Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

Mole Midler

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.

person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".

Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".

by Pablo Mercadoo January 6, 2024

Fein Mile

When you hit a blinker on a dab pen and run as far as you can without stopping.

Person 1: “Bro i just hit a blinker”
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*

by BruteJeans January 9, 2024

a mild amount of tomfoolery

to commit a serious crime

,,we do a mild amount of tomfoolery‘‘ said before Himmler signed the papers for the Holocaust

by YockeyTomfooler January 10, 2024

fein mile

The act of consuming large quantities of marijuana then embarking on a run (at-least one mile)

Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile

by White_lightning69 February 1, 2024

fein mile

taking a blinker and running for as long as possible

i’m so winded after my fein mile

by amandaahrens February 2, 2024