megan

"I was murdered and kidnapped last week"
"OH DAMN it was probably Megan"
by megmeghater June 07, 2022
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Megan

The biggest homeless gay person to ever live , can’t move due to her obesity, and is very lumpy with a flat bunds , originating from Libya , she will be alone forever
Jacob: Megan has no bunds but is a curvy queen
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Megan

Megan is so nice and will always be ibfs or moots with you, SHES SO NICE OMG, AHH
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Megan

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.

Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Wow my bird chest just chest collapsed I just got Megan’d !
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Megan

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Megan Fox

Obviously Megan Fox with a dick. That is obviously the correct answer.
Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2023
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Megan Fox

Megan Fox is a hot girl, but not a great hand model.
by Cookiecat4356 November 21, 2021
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