(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.
Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."
by meat spin August 16, 2006
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As I blew my load, I noticed there was some shit on my dick. Jennifer was in for it so I gave her a mexican salute to get back at her.
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when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body
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2: What certain idiots call any Hispanic in the United States or Mexico. Note this is illogical, as there are Spanish people too, therefore identifying American bigotry and emphasizing it, in a way similar to calling Iraq the "Middle East."
2: What certain idiots call any Hispanic in the United States or Mexico. Note this is illogical, as there are Spanish people too, therefore identifying American bigotry and emphasizing it, in a way similar to calling Iraq the "Middle East."
Racist: "Go back to Mexico where you belong, Mexican!"
Response: "I'm from Spain."
Alternate Response: *ignores*
Response: "I'm from Spain."
Alternate Response: *ignores*
by Yaarp Chang December 12, 2006
Get the mexican mug.Mexican Crease is when your dry-cleaners make a special crease to your dress shirts. Traditionally, they are western dress shirts that originated from the Mid-west and South; especially Texas. It is very popular with Vaqueros, and like minded individuals. The crease goes from the top shoulder to the wrist, and is parallel to the arm. It points like a teepee on the bottom and top.
It is preferred by many because it adds and extra “neatness” to the outfit.
It is preferred by many because it adds and extra “neatness” to the outfit.
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The other night I performed a mexican bob sled on some chick's behind. Awkward, to be sure, and she won't shit right for a week.
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Guy 2: The most amazing thing in the world it is hand crafted by the angles!
Guy 2: The most amazing thing in the world it is hand crafted by the angles!
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