mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .

Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself

by Newbies February 27, 2019

Meme Master

A person who knows so many memes that he can say memes by heart. This person can use, invent and create a meme at any time of the day. Real MemeLords are hard to see because a lot of people fake to be a MemeLord. To see if someone is a Memelord go to knowyourmemes (the site) and take a meme, if the person can say what the meme means more than 10 times he can be or is a Memelord. Other name for a meme Master is a memelord.

A person who knows so many memes that he can say memes by heart. This person can use, invent and create a meme at any time of the day. Real MemeLords are hard to see because a lot of people fake to be a MemeLord. To see if someone is a Memelord go to knowyourmemes (the site) and take a meme, if the person can say what the meme means more than 10 times he can be or is a Memelord. Other name for a meme Master is a memelord.

Star wars meme:

Person: Hello there
Mememaster: General Kenobi
Person: What?
Memelord: What?

Pewdiepie meme:

Person: Your not better than me
Mememaster: Oh but CAN YOU DO THIS!
Person: Can I do what?
Mememaster: ...

Random meme:

Person: I had a sandwich for breakfast
Mememaster: Weird flex but oke
Person: Oke...

Random meme:

Person: *snaps*
Mememaster: I dont feel so good
Person: What?
Mememaster: What?

These are some examples

by JustARegularAnimal March 9, 2019

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

Noose Master

A Noose Master is a person who knows how to tie nooses out of anything, like a blade of grass.

Yo, that guy just made a noose out of a straw, he's a noose master.

by BiCk-A-BonKiNg August 5, 2019

Master Dorgie

Master dorgie is the most wise person you will ever meet, no to be confused by little dorgie or tiny dorgies they are one of superior knowledge and may lead you anywhere you are seeking . She may also curse you if not used properly she may curse you and all ur children will be sentenced to death at age 18 so watch out and never mis-use master

Girl 1: master dorgie showed me the way

Girl 2: I mis-user her so all my kids died

by Jtich77 January 11, 2018

Nungeon Master

A term used for White privileged males who keep more than 4 abo people, more properly known as nungas. They are keep in a basement for slavery, BDSM and any personal desires the owner wishes for.

Oi Jeff, how many nungas have you collected in your basement?
Oh I got like 7 now.
Fuck me you must be a Nungeon Master!

by Girvoooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 15, 2017

filth master

A pal that most likely lives in a dumpster because of how shitty they are. In the trash where they belong. Most likely into anime or dungeons & dragons. A real disappointment.

P1: "Hey, garbo!"
P2: "Hey, filth master."
P1: "Ah. Yes. That is me. Ruler of the filth."
P3: "you fucking weebs."

by GayEggTim April 13, 2017