Massimine

Last name of theatre producer Christopher Massimine. Generally used as a verb to describe someone who "fails upward," through a combination of chutzpah and fake credentials. But seeing as how that's kinda tautological, try this. Picture yourself in a small, cramped space. Add women with silk skirts and pillows attached to your head. Then add your father, run away and run into your lawyer who's daughter is a nurse whom you make love with on the floor of a court room that has no walls and where everybody is watching you as you writhe in ec

By adding a masters degree and a Tony award to my resume, I massimined myself into this new job and doubled my income!

by outdoorart August 20, 2021

Mehsin

A person who is too short for everything.He is so short he can't see himself in the mirror.

Stranger:You saw that dude there he's so short.
Stranger 2:Ye he's definitely a mehsin

by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021

mehsin

A person who is very short and is the shortest wherever he goes.He's so short he can't see himself in normal height mirrors.

Stranger:Did you see that dude there he's so short.
Stranger 2:Ye he's definitely a mehsin

by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021

mehsin

He's a person so short he is the shortest wherever he goes.He can't even see himself in the normal heighted mirrors.

Stranger:Did you see that dude there he's so short.
Stranger 2:Ye he's definitely a mehsin

by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021

Mehsins Dick

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Mehsins Dick

by Idkausername69 August 31, 2021

mehsin

Mehsin is probably the gayest and shortest person in the gang. He is so gay he can be seen with his short boyfriend Everytime.

Me:'Did u see Mehsin with his boyfriend today'
Friend:'Yes all the time'

by Idkausername69420 August 31, 2021

Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021