panty massacre

Slang for a period, menstrual cycle, etc.
Makes a largely visual comparison between menstrual blood and that really cool scene from Kill Bill V1 (or any other other massacre, for that matter).

Also refers to the hormonal anger brought on by periods.

Guy/Girl 1 - Oh my god, Jess forgot her pad today, it leaked through the back of her dress...

Guy/Girl 2 - Bad?

Guy/Girl 1 - Yeah, panty massacre... <shudders>

by Ramone the Gimp April 7, 2007

Lip Massage

A slow BlowJob. One involving a soft slow stroke of the lips on a nice hard shaft. A good lip masseus will stroke a cock all the way up and down using the throat as an assist.

Mary: "Guess what i did to Johnny today after school got out?"

Sue: "What?"

Mary: "I gave him the best lip massage eva!"

by LipMasseus February 5, 2013

Warm Bamboo Massage

This is an ancient therapy that has been introduced into the modern spa and salon. It is believed that the founder of the modern methodology is Stonehenge Australia Massage Kits, which originated in Australia. It is used by Remedial Therapists, Relaxation treatments and can be adapted to all massage modalities including reflexology, beauty and spa treatments, Eastern and Hawaiian therapies.

Warm Bamboo Massage is a treatment that is now in all countries and is commonly used with Hot Stone therapy treatments. It can be found Australia, UK, US, Europe, The Middle East, South East Asia, Japan, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Bali.

The ancient Romans, Polynesians, Indians, Greeks and Chinese have documented evidence of wooden tools used in massage and beauty treatments. In fact Bamboo Cupping Jars were used initially in Traditional Chinese Massage.

by Massage Guru September 5, 2011

mass sexting

a derivation of the social activities mass texting and sexting. sexual advances are sent via text message to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Justin had a bad habit of mass sexting when he drank...

From Justin: i can't stop thinking about ur hott body. wut r u doin 2nite?

To: Jessica, Sarah, Michelle, Stacy, Nicole

by Alyk December 9, 2008

mass movie

The Indian term for an action movie which is massive or heavy in which the hero is a very powerful, almost immortal, and is probably not a good guy. He will be a one-man army, a killing machine who will have a piece of annoying background music that pops up every time he beats up a few hundred people. The plot usually will be half-cooked and illogical. There will be an abundance of retorts and one-liner dialogues with enough applause break so that stupid fans can clap the cinema theater down. Synonymous with massive and heavy

- have you watched KGF
- Yeah man that was a mass movie

by Lonewolfie October 19, 2019

toilet massacre

when one ejects a metric fuckton on into a toilet without aiming (or with the toilet cover down), and leaves behind what looks like a war zone of poop on and around the seat.

What the fuck Megan, didn't you lift the seat up?! It's a goddamn toilet massacre in there!!

by joejoejoejoeyyyyy October 28, 2008

Texas Massage

1.) When John Wayne comes out of your butt
2.) When you are tied down and stepped on by a horse

Riley: Do you want a Texas Massage?

Shane: HELL NO *runs away*

by King John Wayne the Second April 9, 2011